Now that I have your attention...
Here's the monkey coaster:
It's actually part of a kitchen set of dishcloths and coasters I did for my daughter's new apartment, as is the monkey. Well, he just fit so nicely on one that I had to take his piccy!
Here's a closeup of the dishcloth:
And here's the whole set:
Yarn: Peaches & Creme, color #210, "licorice".
Patterns: Coasters, Coats & Clark #SB149-005, "Crochet Coasters".
Dishcloth: Basic garter stitch dishcloth - if you need the pattern, message me!
Monkey: Dollar Tree