A New Way to Say, "You're Crazy!"

Do you know someone who's not just normal "Ha Ha" nuts, but seems to have an infinite capacity to be a crazy SOB? Well, I am here to help you tell them, and the world, just how crazy they are.

I give you: Spandex Crazy

Definition: A person who is not the quirky, amusingly eccentric type, but rather full on crazy, no matter which way - or how far - you stretch them.

Useage: "Ted Turner wants to marry a goat? That dude is spandex crazy!"

Thank me later.